December 14, 2018

November 01, 2018

THE City Of CHAMPIONS

--- absolutely no question about that!




... just add a couple more 
WORLD SERIES victories 
for Red Sox Nation 
- and you're up to date! 
There are MORE to COME though...!!! 



#DAMAGEDONE




A Tale Of Two Beards - 
a third one showed up, too, at Fenway: 
ol' St. Nick is a Boston fan! 







We still have no explanation for 
the strange posture "Dirty Craig" Kimbrel assumes 
before delivering his third strike pitches though... 


or this: 



but who cares about all that now: 

WE WON! 









October 09, 2018

Someone's ALDS Dream...

... is another's nightmare! 
IN A NEW YORK MINUTE! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The greatest thing about this 
Boston Red Sox *crushing* victory 
over the New York Yankees 
- at the Evil Empire's very stronghold, 
their home, Yankee Stadium, 
where dumb kids like 
prepubescent Bob Costas 
thought they buried their players...!!! 
That it was indeed done 
in such convincing fashion 
-that pivotal Game 3; 16-1 final- 
in a Best-of-5 ALDS series 
in front of their own crowd 
who actually believed 
-for considerably more than a NY minute- 
that they were ''back'' as a contender 
- the kind of contender that BUYS all of its 
''stunning'' accomplishments...!!! 
THEY -the NY fans- DESERVED 
more than any of the scummy players 
(sell-outs, all of them; even the rookies!) 
THEY the scumbags in the stands; 
THEY deserved this crushing defeat the most! 
They wanted it, after all: 
they had chanted it...!!!
They wanted the Boston Red Sox! 
They actually wanted them!! 
THEY GOT THEM!
  







Hmm... 
You gotta work on your 
RED SOX NATION 
level of participation 
at those press events 
post-game things
though 
y'know!!! 










I didn't think that it could be done 
without PEDROIA... 
without BIG PAPI... 
without, well... our previous manager! 
But THEY DID IT! 
Bravo Alex Cora, 
Mookie Betts, J.D. Martinez, 
Steve Pearce, Xander Bogaerts, 
Brock Holt, Andrew Benintendi, 
Jackie Bradley Jr, 
Ian Kinsler, Eduardo Nunez, 
Christian Vazquez, 
Rick Porcello, Matt Barnes, 
Ryan Brasier, Chris Sale, 
Nathan Eovaldi, 
Craig Kimbrel 
and the rest of the team! 

111-55 
... and still counting!


#DODAMAGE 

hey - it is working better than that beard thing! 


October 06, 2018

Dream Of Running

Bostonian versus Scots 
- for the right to run the marathon! 
50 years ago... 


Decades before ''Run, Forrest, Run!'' became a (momentary) thing...! 
And even before this classic song: 




July 22, 2018

New Revolutionary!


BRING ON THOSE COMPARISONS: 
Cristhian Machado = NERevs, New England USA and Bolivia! 
Cristiano Ronaldo = Juventus, Italia and Portugal!

Well... as long as Machado doesn't turn out like 
crybaby Neymar there... 


We can dream - right?



July 15, 2018

NE Revolution!

Yeah, sure... 
some will wish that the coach of our 
New England Revolution 
- Brad Friedel -
was, in fact, Brad Fiedel... 











...*WE* are just darn happy 
he is NOT! 







July 07, 2018

Fulfilling A Dream

Aww... Wasn't it cute, though,  
when perennial dreamer, daydreamer on the ice *and* 
often-prone-to-nightmares JOHN TAVARES shared, 
upon signing with those turdish losers up north, 
that old picture of himself - FAST ASLEEP, 
in his old childhood bed - laced with "leafs" 
all over the fitted sheets, pillowcases, covers... ugh! 
(And it's leaves, you morons - leaves!!!) 
Well, it is nice to dream... 
That is what we have been saying all along here - 
heck, this blog is about just that!!! 
The difference is... Walpole, Massachusetts native 
and life-long Boston Bruins fan Chris Wagner 
has his EYES WIDE OPEN ABOUT IT: 
and it is exactly how one should go about 
LIVING AND FULFILLING A DREAM! 
Not to mention tweeting about it - on Twitter: 


Bravo Bruins! 
Bravo for bringing home one of your own! 
And may it be far more successful than 
the last two or three such... 
And than Toronto Turd Tavares will ever be! 
Welcome CHRIS WAGNER! 
#GoBruinsGo

May 27, 2018

#CUsRise

The Rook 
and #CUsRise 
were opposed by the alleged King 
and the dubious hashtag 
#WhateverItTakes 
(how very mercenary of you, 
 Damned Cavaliers...!) 


 And, in the end... 
without three of its top players in the line-up, 
the Boston Celtics' Rise 
was halted... Alas. 





Is it sufficient that, 
-just like the Bruins 
in the previous round 
in the NHL playoffs- 
the Celtics will see 
their hated opponent 
be destroyed systematically 
(even more so than the 
Tampa Bay Lightning was - 
by the NHL's version of Lebron: 
 Capital Ovechkin!)
in the very next round 
- this time not the East Finals 
but THE FINALS... 
(by the NBA's version of 
Cristiano Ronaldo: 
the Golden State Warriors' 
 Stephen Curry!)

It is small consolation, indeed. 


 May be enough for the Leprechaun... 
 But it is not enough for the 
 17-Time World Champion 
 (that's one more than Ric Flair!) 
 most storied franchise 
 in ALL of SPORTS - 
 The Boston Celtics 

But that is it - that is all -  
for this season...

Paul Pierce is most right: 
this is a learning experience for the young Celts 


 #CUsRise 
NEXT SEASON - 
when Kyrie, Gordon & 
maybe even Isaiah 
are BA-ACK in the line-up! 

because it certainly is not Cleveland!
+++

April 20, 2018

RIP GIL

Just as Avicii died - at 28 - 
Gil dies... at 82. 
... almost the exact opposite.
Almost. 






You sure did, Gil - 
but then it wasn't one for you; 
in your own words - 
it was a privilege.
















All PATS FANS will miss you dearly 
- even those: 


February 27, 2018

Seeing Double


NASH on the third line 
and... NASH on the second line.

RILEY is joined by RICK 
--- and the KILLER B'S 
are instant Cup contenders 
once again! 
Woooooo!