June 30, 2013

No White Hawks Dream Come True - Ever!

It wasn't the Boston Bruins that missed a golden opportunity in this year's Stanley Cup Finals, folks. No, not at all; it was, in fact, the Chicago franchise that totally blew their chance to redeem the entire ChiTown -notoriously renowned as it is for being infested with liars, cheaters and slimebuckets of all shapes, sizes and ages- by becoming the complete antithesis to what their counterparts who played baseball back in 1919 were - and will be forevermore, in the minds of so many...

They were the Chicago White Sox of their day - and they became the Black Sox.
In 2013, the Chicago Black Hawks could have become... the White Hawks.

As the Black Sox turned ''black'' by throwing the World Series, for money, the Black Hawks would have turned ''white'' (or, dare I say ''incandescent''... or ''radiant''... or even ''luminous''!?) by ''fixing'' the 2013 Stanley Cup Finals the right way: for the joy of the Boston Marathon Bombing victims. By allowing the Bruins to win, as they should have, by not scoring garbage goals in excessive numbers (two in the last minute of a game come to mind here) and by not stealing victory when it was clearly not merited, the Chicago Black Hawks would have erased that stigma that has been branding all things Chicagoan ever since the days of Giovanni ''Johnny'' Torrio, the inept mayor Wentworth, Al Capone & Murray Humphreys! The Black Hawks could have and should have bowed out of the 2013 Finals and handed over that ''cup'' to the better city, which so recently suffered unjust and outright savage senseless attacks that cost innocents dearly.  What better way to pay homage to ''Boston Strong''...? And, in doing so, the Black Hawks would have, verily, become winged angels of sorts: ''White Hawks'' by any other name...

But they didn't - now, did they?

Once they got to the Big Dance once again, they could do only one thing: think of themselves and rob their nobler opponent of the victory by any means necessary. Garbage goals that could have easily not even counted were the deciding factors: it was, perhaps, acceptable back in 2010 against Philadelphia, the city of false brotherly love (and other fallacies) - perhaps.

However, this year, stealing victory from a cleaner city is simply not right, Chicago.  Boston's fine population was literally torn into by those blasts back in April - they deserved this championship as rightful compensation!  You are ready to dive in boxing rings, Chicagoans; you dive all the time in the ice rink, too, in order to prevent superior shots from penetrating into your net...  You had to take a dive in games 6 and 7 (or, truly, games 5 and 6) and allow Boston to raise another title over their weary shoulders, a mere two months after the tragedy and terror (as the Boston Globe phrased it) lived through on the 15th of April of this year. Tragedy and terror that has left its mark forevermore indeed: some men and women, in the prime of their lives, having lost either an arm or a leg...  Their brief moment of joy, when they could forget this sad new reality that is theirs for the rest of their lives, was when they were watching their team rise to the fore, raising hope in their heart of a better tomorrow, if only for game time or so...  The Bruins (and all other Boston teams) needed to provide this all-important diversion for these unnecessary victims at that crucial team - and they came through brilliantly; prevailing against all odds in their first series, as they had dug themselves into quite the corner there... Outplaying rivals from the most evil town, bar none: New York (even Chicago doesn't come close; ChiTown's number 2 in this case - a shitty position to be in, usually, but, hey, for one thing, in this case, it makes sense. And secondly: it is where they deserve to be!) before sweeping over-rated foes that were both familiar and infuriating with their sheer arrogance: the Pitt. The Boston team came through it all with inspiring flamboyance - exactly what the population needed after the terrible events that had darkened the atmosphere all across Massachusetts.  From April all the way to late June, the Bruins -and their fans- were, through it all, exemplary (and the fact that the Hawks acknowledged that by taking out a page in the media after their theft had been officialized -a mere ''thank you letter'' riddled with mistakes, if one believes the transcript of it published by usatoday, that is- does not mean a thing, really! All it made me think of was the time the Chicago Daily Tribune went to print with ''Dewey defeats Truman'' in 1948...!  Another famous Chi-not-so-shy-Town BLUNDER - that's all it is!  Ah, Sweet Home Chicago... not! Still, I'll take this rare opportunity to send off my regards to friendly fellow alliterative astute Candid Candace, despite all that...!)

Truly, the only thing that could have assuaged the open wounds that those Bruins fans who lost either an arm or a leg have got festering on their minds right now, was VICTORY.
No matter how fleeting a feeling it is...

But no - you had to be selfish, Black Hawks, you had to take it for yourselves, by all wretched-dirty tricks-and-means there could be...

And, in so doing, you, the 2013 Black Hawks are even worse than the 1919 Black Sox ever were.



Luminous Luciano Has Spoken... er, blogged!
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Sempre Por O Melhor

June 25, 2013

Dream Spoiled

Incredible - the Boston Bruins used to rough up the Chicago Blackschmucks by scores of 8 to 2 when Cam Neely and Steve Larmer led those respective teams throughout 84-game schedules...

And now that they finally meet in the Big Finale - this is how it ends?!? 

Did you even see what kind of a garbage-rebound-goal it was that that Bolland guy tucked in past Tuukka in order to steal victory here...?  I don't know what was more embarrassing about it, really: the jumping Blackschmucks afterwards or the little Chicagoan Grrl who couldn't stop shrieking for a while and had to be bear-hugged by one of them typical Chicago beer-guzzlers in attendance, somehow...
(And, NO; we don't mean Jim Belushi!)

This might be even more revolting than last year's grand larceny on ice, when the crummy Capitals stole victory from the then-defending champions Bruins.

It is all about perceptions, one has to guess: one could focus here that the team was only two more wins away from winning it all again - and that those last two games could have easily been it.

If the bitchy Lady Luck had played the puck for our side, that is!

Speaking of perceptions (no - I don't even wanna know what's the Days of Y'Orr take on this sordid turn of events - and I don't want Bobby Orr's take on it either!) - what about those inane posters on the wretched NHL.com comments section right after their so-called ''reports/articles/call'em-what-you-will'' thingies that they whip up after each and every game...

One moron simply commented: ''now you know how Toronto felt'' and spiced that up with some heartfelt hatred towards the real champions - the Boston Bruins!

Ha!  Hardly - moron! This is nothing like what the Boston Bruins did to the lowly Maple Leafs n the first round!  And not just because it was between the two top teams in the NHL, at the top of their game and in the Grand Finale of the all, either!  You see, Boston did not capitalize on all of their chances to score in Game 6 against Chicago - otherwise the score could have been Boston 5, Chicago 1 in the last minute of play and that would have been it for the game: see you in Game 7!  In the Game 7 of that first round series, the most absurd thing had occurred: not only did it oppose an inferior team to a vastly superior one, but the inferior one had been able to capitalize on each and every one of its chances to score, making it Toronto 4, Boston 1 in the third period.   What the Bruins did was far more impressive than what the wretched Blackhawks could do here: scoring two lucky goals late to steal the game, giving the Bruins no time at all to retaliate.  Previously, the Bruins had not been as fortunate as Toronto had been in that game 7 either: they had had several golden opportunities to put the game away and put it totally out of reach of the Blackschmucks; it really could have been Boston 5, Chicago 1 - and, it it had been, you can bet your sorry a$$ that nothing even close to what happened when it was Toronto 4, Boston 1 would have ever ever occurred there...!  Boston scoring three unanswered goals to tie it late in the game and scoring the winner early in overtime against a team such as Toronto is normal; Chicago scoring only one to tie it (much less two to steal it) late in the game against a team such as Boston is totally abnormal.  Was that finally made clear to you, MORON out there, wherever you are? I hope you are among those who discover this blog by sheer... manipulated happenstance!
;-)

Another moron perceived the boos coming from the Boston faithful as being aimed at Chicago's Shaw, when he got hit by a puck in the face and was bleeding profusely on the ice, prompting the referee to blow his damnable whistle and call the play dead just when Boston's Thornton (there is no longer a need to add ''Shawn, not that poor pathetic Joe The Shark Schmoe'' - is there!) inherited the puck and most probably had a play with the rest of the Merlot line 2.0 there...

Speaking of which, what the Bruins sorely missed in the Finals was having a gritty warrior the likes of Gregory Campbell indeed...  But that is sour grapes now - right, Grapes?

Back to the BOOS AFFAIR: that moron went as far as commenting about this and adding ''stay classy, Boston'' - which could have been, if the commenter had any brain cells worth calling them that, ''stay smart, Beantowners without-much-of-a-clue - duh!'' for the only way anyone is going to boo a guy who is down and bleeding on the ice is if you are a clueless, witless, useless invertebrate that doesn't know jack squat about anything!  How could that moron even be let on the NHL.com forums in order to spread such drivel - and how is he allowed to comment on those boards, via Facebook, no less!  It boggles the mind: the NHL and FB, both, must be hiring vegetative webmasters and the most obtuse message board moderators that okay the most idiotic comments to pass through and stay online too while they dutifully erase and deny access to anyone whose way with words greatly surpasses theirs and goes waaaaaaaay over their tiny petty little pinheads!   It is either that or they deny you based upon your witty e-mail addy or username - but I'd say it is that!   

What happened then, you wonder?  Two or three Boston fans bothered to correct the moron and let him know that the Boston fans inside the TD Garden were indeed booing the ref for whistling the play to stop when Boston could have scored - which would not have been the first time that they'd allow a goal to go in despite someone being down, y'know!  They just could not do it for Boston  I suppose...

What's that - you doubt the Bruins could have scored on that play?
You silly fools!
You really think that Crawford is that good?  Crawford is no better than Reimer, Lundqvist and Vokoun who all went down before Boston! He could have and should have been decimated in the first period alone - the Bruins so dominated that period that, with any help at all from that bitch (Lady Luck, again) they could have come out of it with a three or five-goal lead instead of just one score!

Corey Crawford was cleanly and clearly beaten on two David Krejci plays that would normally have resulted in goals for the star forward in this crucial game 6.

It is oh-so-very uncharacteristic of Krejci to miss such golden opportunities for easy goals: one hit the crossbar and skipped ahead of the net but it is the second one that is the most disappointing one of all.  Brad Marchand fed him a perfect pass and David Krejci was behind both the lone defenseman there and Crawford too: meaning that Krejci had a wide open net into which he normally redirects the puck and makes it 2-0 for Boston. Somehow, though, it didn't go in, this time.  Rather, the puck went vertical, way over the net and into the stands even.  The Ghost of Glen Wesley was in the house...

Despite the astonishing and undeserved loss, the Boston Bruins laid claim to two out of three stars when the game was all done - and they had been officially robbed of victory on that night.  Truly small consolation indeed - but it is at least that and it is an undeniable bit of evidence that they should have won that game and forced a seventh and decisive Game 7 just like they did in 2011...

And with such evenly-matched teams playing with the same exact desire for victory, anything could have happened in Game 7 - and Boston could have done it again...

They'll do it again - in 2014.  :-)

The THREE STARS OF THE GAME for Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals were...

1. Milan LUCIC  ( 1 goal, 2 shots, 1 hit, -1, Time On Ice: 19:20)
Milan Lucic

2. Duncan KEITH       (0 goals, 1 assist, 2 shots, 1 hit, -1, Time On Ice: 28:51)Duncan Keith


  • June 20, 2013

    Dreams Have No Rhyme Nor Reason...

    However...

    It is true that Chicago rhymes with zero while Boston rhymes with... well, with both reason *and* champion! 

    It is true that, while the Blackhawks perpetuate the stereotype only rendered more ridiculed by the NFL's Washington Redskins and MLB's Cleveland Indians - the Boston Bruins continue to integrate all races equally into their extended family: from Milt Schmidt to Stan Jonathan to Milan Lucic today!

    It is also true that while Chicago once spawned a movie whose original title included the words ''sexual perversions'' (Jim Belushi knows that one well; it was retitled - but it starred him and Rob Lowe, so...) Boston inspired nothing but good things since time immemorial - from Good Morning Beantown to the unforgettable Cheers of course - not to mention that certain film about good will and hunting...?

    The Boston Red Sox shook off their curse - the Cubs did not.

    The Patriots flourished since meeting the Bears in that Super Bowl there, winning three Super Bowls: the Bears never won it again.

    The Boston Celtics' dynasty has no equal - the Chicago Bulls were mere pale imitators (despite being, shall we say, more tanned than most Celtic players - with the notable exception of Bill Russell?)

    The Boston Pops have world-renown; does Chicago even have an orchestra...?

    For all these reasons - and a myriad more - everyone can easily concur that BOSTON is the ONE TRUE CHAMPION... All categories, bar none! 

    June 19, 2013

    Dream On: Boston VS Chicago


    All right, CHI-TOWN... 
    You want a war? 
    YOU WANT A WAR?
    We're gonna give you a WAR! 
    BEANTOWN versus CHI-TOWN! 
    Bruins, Celtics and Patriots 
    versus 
    Bulls, Blackhawks and Bears! 
    And our musical acts will get involved, too...


    Nope - Peter Cetera's no match for Tom Scholz

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    June 13, 2013

    Dream Match-Up

    So then... 
    Just like it was the first time in its rocky history 
    that the last four champions lined-up 
    as the final four in the tournament 
    to crown a new champion this year...  
    (The 2009 and 2012 champs bit the dust)
    It is the very first time 
    in NHL history 
    that the Boston Bruins 
    and Chicago Blackhawks 
    -two of the dubious 'Original Six' teams- 
    meet in the Grand Finale... 
    How can that even be?!? 
    It doesn't matter now, though -
    what matters is that the most meritorious team 
    does come out on top - 
    just like it happened in 2011...! 

    And so, let's measure 
    the tale of the tape...

    BOSTON BRUIN vs CHICAGO BLACKHAWK

    The two are evenly-matched indeed!


    Only one is more of a natural at this...


    And, quite frankly, one captain is still 
    wet-behind the-ears - while the other is a real pro


    The inevitable outcome leaves no doubt - 
    once again!








    BRUINS IN SIX 

    Hey - it worked before; it's going to work again! 
    Not the 2011 comparison, no - 
    we refer to the previous round prediction 
    visualized by plush belligerents! 
    The Bruin will pummel the puerile Blackhawk 
    just as the Bruin crushed the Penguin! 
    Thanks go, this time out though, 
    to our friend... Ty Bearius! 
    ;-) 



    Dreams of Resilience And Perseverance

    Adam McQuaid is a warrior.  He is what the prototypical Boston Bruins defenseman should be all about: with grit, courage in the face of adversity, all-around professionalism, class and the determination required to do all that it takes in order to achieve victory.

    He reminds me of Gord Kluzak - and the two share many other traits, too, that she shouldn't share...  You could add Bobby Orr and Cam Neely to this list -and maybe even Normand Léveillé, but that might be too extreme- as great players who got career-threatening injuries or conditions that shortened their stay in the NHL.

    Adam is fortunately not there yet: he can and does continue to play, contributing in a big way to the Bruins' march to the Finals, successively besting Toronto, New York and Pittsburgh on their way to battle their virtual mirror image in Chicago...   Having said that, the adversary does not have anyone comparable to the survivors and warriors that are Patrice Bergeron, Nathan Horton and Adam McQuaid indeed; all they have are kids like Toews and Kane and one of those Hossa hussies.

    That doesn't even begin to compare with an Adam McQuaid who just recently survived the greatest scare any athlete could have: to be diagnosed with a horrible condition called Thoracic Outlet Syndrome that causes dangerous, potentially lie-threatening blood clots to form in his body.  He underwent two emergency operations to remove these clots and then went immediately into an intense rehabilitation program to join his team on time for the January start of the shortened 2013 season.

    Such dedication, perseverance and resilience indeed can only be applauded, admired and rewarded with the smallest honor the NHL bestows upon such remarkable players: the Bill Masterton Trophy, which has been won by Gord Kluzak and Cam Neely in the past for the exact same reasons, though neither of those two greats had faced life-threatening conditions: only career-ending ones...

    The only other player worthy of the trophy is unquestionably Josh Harding, the netminder of the Minnesota Wild who has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and came back to play and lead his team after a 33-game hiatus for treatment.

    And yet, and yet...  The front runner for the trophy was Sidney Crosby with his concussion and broken jaw; or so it read like last May... Luckily, they regained their senses and awarded the trophy to the player dealing with the only thing worse than T.O.S. - M.S.

    Adam McQuaid has a chance to win his second Stanley Cup in three years after being salvaged from a sinking ship called the Columbus Blue Jackets.

    His warrior status was evident as he was seen writing his blog (and posting it at 2:44AM) after the Boston Bruins played a marathon triple overtime game one of the Finals against the Hawks.  The fact that he displayed complete and absolute belief in himself and his teammates after the game ended the wrong way totally drives the point across: Adam is of that mettle that can only be aptly surmised as... the best.  It makes no sense whatsoever to ever doubt that (or buy into the silly things put together by buffoons such as Jon Stewart back in 2011 to discredit the mettle of these champions: Jon Stewart would lose in the most pathetic way in a one-on-ne debate with Jack Edwards. And so would Colbert!)  and Adam should be expected to be hoisting the Cup once again - exactly as he did back in 2011.

    Hopefully it will not have to be in seven games again - but if so, then so be it!

    Go Bruins - Go! 


    June 09, 2013

    Another Dream Come True!

    We had originally envisioned a hard-fought series that would have almost gone the distance - evidently giving the mercenary hearts that chose a Pitt over a Beantown way too much credit in the process!  Our prediction of BRUINS IN SIX was based upon the knowledge that all of those misbegotten statistics-lovers readily have at their disposal throughout the year; partly thanks to the wretched NHL.COM. And, sure, the core group of forwards that the Pitt had assembled had wreaked havoc all throughout the league, scoring almost at will against everyone else - but, ah-ha, there it is right there: the Boston Bruins are not ''everyone else'' - not at all!  Where no one could make the necessary adjustments in any single game matching-up with these so-called ''mighty Pens'' - when two other teams (made up of considerably weaker elements than both the Bruins and the Pitt itself) could not adjust either, despite being in the midst of a series with them - the Boston Bruins could.  Not only did they make all the right adjustments required to take game one, they made them for the course of the entire series and limited an adversary used to score at will and averaging nearly 5 goals a game to just two goals - for the entire series' length.  This sure is another dream performance, another dream scenario unfolding and another dream come true: and it is all so richly deserved, too. 

    It's A Tough Job, But Someone's Gotta Do It - 
    The Bear - And His Broom! 
    Cleaning The League Of All The Posers 
    Since 2010 - at least!  
    (Photo Credits: Unknown - Come Forward!)

    BRAVO BOSTON BRUINS!  2013 Eastern Conference Champions (just as in 2011 - however, this time around, they needed only 16 games to achieve it, compared to 18 two years ago.  Still, both times they swept a team from Pennsylvania: and it seemed to be easier this time, too!) 

    What a great gift for Milan Lucic, who celebrates his birthday simultaneously...! 

    And, as I said on Facebook: no worthier team in the entire Eastern Conference (past, present or future: you hear, that, teams that will be realigned to be a part of the East, next year?) could or should have landed this precious title!  Next up: the prestigious cup that should have been yours three years in a row, really - if not for that instance of high larceny on ice that occurred last year in the first round...  Capital punishment was served afterwards though; they went nowhere fast after that and, this year, they were victimized by the under-performing ''blue shirts', that fell to the Bruins in five games.  (Now this time it really was ''cing petites parties'' you history-revising -distorting, in truth- yellow wanna-be journalists up north - otherwise known as the envious rabble from Quawbeck!  It was so nice to see your prodigal son, ''Mario Le Magnifico'' totally bewildered as his team of rag-tag all-stars failed miserably when they came up against a real cohesive team that redefines fraternity, hard work and flawless execution!  Just like in the 80s and 90s, when Cam Neely eclipsed Mario Lemieux on the ice when their respective teams matched-up, Cam The Man has done it again to LaMeww from the other side of hockey operations this time!  Take that, all of the so-called Belle Province - FOR YOU ARE NOT THE HUB OF HOCKEY - BOSTON IS THE HUB OF HOCKEY!  But I digress...) 

    What's more, Milan Lucic proved he is the present and the future - while Jarome Iginla is only the past, fading away fast...  Patrice Bergeron proved he is the best two-way center in the league - and that Sidney Crosby is a distant second.  David Krejci proved he is the best performer come clutch-time - and Evgeni Malkin is nothing more than a poser indeed.  Zdeno Chara schooled the entire Pitt defense (and most particularly absurd Norris Trophy nominee Kris Letang) what proper defense is all about.  Andrew Ference taught every other defenseman from the Pitt what truly bringing it is all about! And Jaromir Jagr showed Brenden Morrow what a veteran is supposed to bring to the table in order to help his new team win!   

    I could go on with the comparisons... But why bother?  The Pitt is gone - good riddance! Onwards to the next opponent now... 

    But not yet - not just yet...! 

    Enjoy this remarkable and complete victory first - for BOSTON deserves it!

    NHL Properties again -  but credit the Boston Bruins first!


    June 02, 2013

    Dreams Get To Boil Over Too - Before They Simmer Down

    Simmer down a bit, it will, surely - but just as the Bruins remain brimming hot, of course!
    ;-)

    No pun intended at all at the expense of one Charlie Simmer whom I knew first as Bruin, a teammate and, I believe, a linemate of Ken Linseman, Steve Kasper or some other hard-working type, and truly appreciated immensely as such - especially on one given night when the final score was, I do believe... Boston Bruins 7, Montreal Canadiens 3.  Thanks again, Charlie, for scoring - was it two or three? It doesn't matter: what mattered was that there were ten goals and seven belonged to BOSTON!  

    It was around those same good old days, when the Bruins tied and then bested a record for most consecutive playoff appearances by any NHL team, challenged the mighty Islanders (who were right in the midst of their little ''dynasty run'' there...) and suddenly found themselves in the Stanley Cup Finals of 1988, led there by newcomer Cam Neely, the three aforementioned veterans, captain Ray Bourque and a duo of brand-new (for the team anyway) goal-tenders...  It was around those days, aye, I remember it very well (okay; somewhat well?  Well enough not to have to google the info and actually pen this aaaaaaaaaaall by sheer memory - yeah!) when JUSTICE ON ICE had to be administered by the players -still- because the NHL and its sorry bunch of nitwit referees simply could not do it... would not do it... or were a totally clueless bunch of buffoons completely inept at doing their job!!!

    And so the Boston Bruins saw this sell-out jerk, Chris Nilan, injure their proud enforcer, Terry O'Reilly one day - hitting him when he was down.  I remember Brian Curran, among others, going after Nilan the very next game the two teams played again.  It was time to settle that score - and then, the obtuse refs intervened and stopped JUSTICE from being served - and they did that far better than they ever could stop injustice from occurring in the first place, ironically.  Goons were targeting Boston's best players?  The Bruins dispatched their equalizers - and it was dealt with appropriately.  It was necessary to do so, because the good players certainly were not being protected by the farcical league - or their representative zebras, the obtuse refs.  Gretzky had his protector - didn't Boston playmakers Craig Janney, Randy Burridge and Ray Bourque himself deserve protection as well?

    But that was then - and this is now.

    Has nothing changed in the God-Forsaken NHL?!?
    When one sees the likes of Matt Cooke boarding someone from behind - and that someone happens to Adam McQuaid, the same Bruin who suffered a life-threatening injury back in September 2012.  CBC.ca will report it as a ''season-threatening injury'' but really now: when your league is looking at a work stoppage, there won't be any hockey for months, you're diagnosed with a condition that causes dangerous blood clots to form in your body if you are severely hit (whether it is from behind or not matters not at this point) - it's not your season that is threatened: it is your very life! And yet, in four short months, Adam McQuaid underwent not one but two operations followed by an intense therapy in other to be in shape for the season, yes, the hockey season which finally started only in January after the wretched NHL and spoiled-rotten NHLPA finally worked out a ''deal''...

    Now, you're a jerk who happens to be able to simultaneously skate and chew gum - you see this guy, who may still be pre-disposed to this horrendous condition's hazards, and you're going to slam him face first into the boards the first chance you get...?!?  (And then peeps complained of the similar, but vastly different hit later on, when Boston's Marchand planted one on the Pitt's James Neal - who then proceeded to embellish it and fall all over the ice, trying, hoping, dreaming of being able to draw a 5-minute misconduct penalty too...!  The hits were not the same; the parties involved neither - it was totally different in any imaginable way.  But I am digressing now...)

    This is not surprising, mind you - since it comes from the same dirty player -COOKE- who cuts opposing players' tendons with his skates (by accident, sure) and caused so any to simply stop playing, due to severe concussions... Need we remind the tragedy that befell Boston Bruins playmaker Marc Savard?

    And speaking of concussions...  What kind of ''all-star'' player are you, Evgeni MACACO Malkin, when you try to drop the gloves and go out of your way to finally punch someone, prove you're a man, be tough on ice as all hockey players should be but you never are, really... What kind of ''man', though when you pick as your sparring partner concussion-survivor Patrice Bergeron, of all possible opponents?  And you really went out of your way to try and hit him too - with those little fists of yours searching for Bergeron's head, not caring one iota that here is a guy who's had been sidelined MANY TIMES with concussions...   Maybe you want a concussion all your own, Malkin?  Maybe Lucic can serve you one - please, please. pleeeeeease ask Milan for one... illico!  You shall be served - pronto!

    You would think that Malkin and co. would be kind to players who have come back from concussion syndrome - just like their precious Sid The Kid finally did, after taking longer than anyone - save Marc Savard, maybe?  You would think that Sid The Kid had been hit by Matt Cooke too...!  He sure would deserve it, too...  What was that, Sidney Boy: you shoved the opposing goalie, Tuukka Rask, after he blanked you and your entire over-rated team of punks with mercenary hearts and not much else to show for it: you, the purported poster boy of the league, the face of the NHL (a face that deserves to be bashed in considerably more than Brad Marchand's, I tell you now and I'll tell you again - in any hockey bar there is!)  you showed no class, displayed no guts and proved to be nothing more than a sour puss sore loser on the grandest stage of all: the Eastern Conference Finals.  You even shoved Tuukka Rask twice - because he did not accept your feeble attempt at intimidation with the first shove, he pushed you back and you came back to shove him more convincingly...!  WHAT A TOUGH GUY!  Try and do this with Zdeno Chara next, with whom you were having such interesting conversations but always from a certain distance - try and shove HIM like that, you coward!!!


    This is where I should credit NHL PROPERTIES - hmm? 
    Sid The Kid, at his most pathetic, about to be bitch-slapped...
    And he will be - trust me - he will be! 
    No one will spare him from the lesson he deserves -
    not Iginla, not Cooke - NO ONE!


    Now how about Bylsma, the Pitt's coach - you better not take a page out of one of your predecessors-ancestors, DAN...  We mentioned 1988 - flash-forward to 1991, and we have the same Cam Neely (now the fully empowered Cam ''The Man'' Neely) leading the Bruins' offense and single-handedly beating the Pittsburgh Posers that included Mario ''the magnificent'' and several other inflated egos who thought themselves to be greater than they truly were - ironically, that included even one Mark Recchi, who aptly replaced Marc Savard in the Boston Bruins line-up for the 2011 championship run.  But that is another story...  What did the old Badger do when he saw this?  He dispatched the most despicable cheap shot artist he had at his disposal to ''take out'' the opposition's number one weapon, with a sneaky insidious knee-on-knee attack...  Up until then, Neely was virtually scoring at will - much like David Krejci does, did in Game 1 against the Pitt's Posers, and will continue to do - heck, Krejci has 45 points in his last 45 playoff games!  He's even more reliable than Neely himself, being a playmaker primarily, not a power forward like Cam redefined the role of, christening it in the process... Don't even dream of it, Danny Boy - because if you send anyone after Krejci, Nathan Horton will tear him limb from limb! 

    It was a wonderful sight to behold: David Krejci and Tuukka Rask silence the rowdy crowd at Consol Energy Center in the first game of the series.  Boston proved they can beat you in so many different ways: with physical play, surely, but with finesse plays too. With teamwork, neutral zone entrapment and flawless defensive execution all throughout the game.  With excellent coverage and even more excellent goal-tending!  Any given night, any given game, it can be any one of the four lines scoring against you: and it will be so delightful when Jaromir Jagr breaks out with two or three goals against his former team!  He doesn't have to score them himself though - he can always assist on Bergeron and Marchand goals!  Or Lucic's... Or Seguin's... Or Krug's  - KRUG THE BRUIN KING!

    I have just had about enough of all this talk that "the Boston Bruins use intimidation to win their games, playoffs series, Cup championships..." - they simply play the damn game the way the damn NHL wants it to be presented as a spectacle ''different enough'' to have a chance of progressing in an extremely tough and competitive sports market in the damnable U.S.of A. - dammit!!!  Anyone too blind to see that deserves only to be condemned to a lifetime of watching nothing other than curling and figure-skating - 24/7 - without the slightest chance of parole!

    The fools who claim this do so, of course, on message boards such as those found on... NHL.com!  What a coincidence...   Some claim that the league plays favorites with the Bruins, due to the Bruins' ''Merlot line'' forward Gregory Campbell being the son of one Colin Campbell...   I see no evidence of favoritism, any nepotism stemming out of that and, in fact, I see the league constantly being unfair to the Boston franchise just as they used to be back in the old Boston Garden & Harry Sinden days...!   When a pro-Bruins commenter tries to post something, something totally devoid of cynicism, disguised profanity or ill-intent of any kind, it gets blocked by the so-called moderators - who then turn around and let a dozen inane and revolting bits pass by their ''keen eye for censorship''... MY FOOT!   There is bias a mile long and if I didn't know any better, I'd say this crappy site is run by Montreal Habs-Not fans...!!! What with titles and headlines reading in such uninspired ways as ''Bru-te Force'' and ''Trouble Bru-in?'' when the Boston Bruins soundly defeat the Pitt Posers - how can anyone with half-a-brain even pretend that the nhl is biased towards the Bruins? It makes no sense whatsoever, you nhl ninnies! And by that I mean the FANS - of course!

    I am through bothering to dignify such a lowly website, owned by such an abysmal league run by inept sapsuckers in it for nothing else than the money, with any of my commentaries!  They will remain exclusively here - on B.D.!  And if the masses miss them entirely - too bad for them and their lack of enlightenment...!

    The wretched NHL sure missed their chance -once again- to make an example and send a message not only throughout the blasted league but throughout the world of hockey as well; they refused to suspend repeat offender Matt Cooke for his reckless play relapse...  What they deserve to see now is one of the Bruins -Shawn Thornton, maybe- send Cooke to the hospital.   But then they would suspend Shawn, I suppose...?  For what, I wonder, Brendan "Blind Sonovabitch" Shanahan?  Using his fists?  Rectifying an oversight on your damnable part? DOING YOUR JOB FOR YA? And to think that I once wanted to see a guy whose initials are ''B.S." finish his uneventful career as a member of the Boston Bruins... He went on to become the ''senior vice-president of player safety"" instead, imagine that - and he can't even prevent things from happening, seize the opportunity to do so, when he can do so - WHAT A JOKE!  Curse you, Shanahan - curse you to hell! Where Badger is, with Ulf - and his Cooke is heading there too!

    Cooke and his idiotic teammates better ease off the Boston Bruins' best elements - and their most vulnerable -yet courageous and resilient- ones, such as Bergeron and McQuaid - or else, Pen Posers... You're going to be in a world of hurt, courtesy of the fists of Milan Lucic, Shawn Thornton and Gregory Campbell - to name but three possible providers of JUSTICE ON ICE!

    Since the zebras and NHL hierarchy seem to be so devoid of any sense of justice...

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