June 30, 2019

They Can Dream

All their dreams are justified and more than plausible; 
because these Bruins have proven that they are 
A TRUE TEAM --- and true championship 
material. Like the Red Sox. Like the Patriots! 
(Like the Celtics, too - per their tradition 
and with the coming of Kemba Walker 
and departure of Kyrie Irving! 
But that's another story...!) 

THIS... IS ABOUT THE BRUINS! 





AND THEIR FUTURE IS BRIGHT --- 
SO BRIGHT... IT IS LUMINOUS!!! 


June 15, 2019

***TRIPLE CROWN***

BOSTON HAS ACHIEVED A 
TRIPLE CROWN OF SORTS 
--- NO MATTER WHAT! 


*SUPER BOWL CHAMPS* 
*WORLD SERIES CHAMPS* 
AND THE BEAST OF THE EAST 
IN THE NHL PLAYOFFS!* 

Every other town in North America 
is dead envious of this - YOU KNOW IT! 


"Wait 'til next year...!!!"































* a trifle banged up, in the end -
as we all know now...
Well, Chris Wagner was not seen in a long while -
he has a broken arm! Several other Bruins played on
with a whole lot of nagging injuries bothering them...
TRUE HEROES - I tell ya! 

AND THE ONE TRUE 
CHAMPIONS!

June 14, 2019

It Should Have Been...

What do the damnable Avengers (including Boston-born Chris Evans, 
self-appointed ass of America... er... Captain America!) 
call that side-effect thing again... a splinter reality? 
An alternate timeline: there you go! 
Well, call this what you will 
but this should have been 
the way things would have gone 
in these silly goose playoffs: 


... just like EA Sports 
had projected it, 
way back in 2014! 

They did it for Jarome, mind you - 
they had a soft spot for a great player who wanted 
to win it all once, at least, before calling it a career... 
Iginla had tried with the Penguins, in 2013; 
they were swept by the Bruins! 
He joined the Bruins the next year... 
They were ripped off by hated rivals in 7 games! 
And that was it for Iginla's quest for a cup... 
HE SHOULD HAVE PERSEVERED - 
kept trying, in 2015: third time's (usually) the charm 
- and it would have been, had he stuck with the 
BRUINS - instead, he left the team, 
weakening them, diminishing their chances...  
(He was not crazy: he was not about to join 
the luckier-than-crap shitty habs next...!!!) 



AND SO LET US BELIEVE 
- yes, *believe* - 
that if scientists are correct 
and science-fiction can be prophetic  
(sometimes...) and hit the nail 
on its proverbial head, 
somewhere, out there 
there is a reality 
- an alternate dimension, 
another timeline - 
where things occurred 
exactly as some sportscaster 
had projected them, right there 
on that bracket challenge! 
A Luminous predictor, really... 

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THE REAL 
STANLEY CUP 
CHAMPIONS 


June 12, 2019

Nightmare

Ever had that nice, genuinely sweet dream 
turn totally, utterly nightmarish on you - 
out of the... blue? 

Well, this is pretty much it now: 

the Boston Bruins had won 8 in a row 
(3 to eliminate Columbus; 4 to sweep Carolina 
and a 4-2 decision in game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals) 
before losing game 2 in overtime 
- but fretting it not, they had come back 
to win game 3 handily in a 7-2 rout of the 
brutish Blues - *in* St-Louis!  
And then... what happened? 
A few days later, after multiple miscalls by the refs 
and lots of dirty play from their opponents, 
the Bruins were in a 3-2 deficit -  
one that they courageously climbed out of 
with another convincing road victory: 5-1, in game 6. 
This set up a winner-take-all game 7, 
just like they had done in 2011 
against the heavily-favored Vancouver Canucks... 
And we all know what happened then... 


Alas... this time around... the tables got turned. 
The favorites were the Bruins - 
clearly the more talented team; 
speedier, better in all aspects of the game... 
SUPERIOR AT EVERY SINGLE POSITION 
with greater depth, too, and better coaching! 
The brutish black-eyed Blues 
were only good at one thing: 
the rough and tumble style 
their coach (interim coach!) 
had inculcated in them... 
A loser bunch, they were LAST 
IN THE LEAGUE... until they 
started playing like that 
in order to steal victory 
from their superior quarry! 
And let's face it: 
EVERYBODY in the league 
was better than the Blues! 
Until they started doing their 
impersonation of... 
the Broad Street Bullies 
or... the Big Bad Bruins. 
THAT is the ONLY WAY 
they actually managed to 
squeak by playoff opponents 
San Jose, Dallas and even 
lowly, hapless Winnipeg...! 
OTHERWISE... 
The Jets would have taken 
the Blues out - in 5! 

IF THEY PLAYED FAIR, 
WITHOUT HITTING 
THEIR OPPONENT 
EXCESSIVELY, 
AT EVERY CHANCE THEY GET, 
TRYING TO INJURE 
RATHER THAN MERELY 
"PLAYING PHYSICAL"... 
THE ST-LOUIS BLUES 
WOULD NOT BE ABLE 
TO COMPETE 
WITH ANYBODY 
IN THE NHL! 


How can we ever trust you again, DON? 
You start off the Hockey Night broadcast 
proclaiming you believe (...) Boston will win 
- then reveal, on Coach's Corner, that the 
damnable Binnington rookie goalie 
had told you, in the elevator before the game, 
that "we are gonna win the championship" 
--- oh, rrrrreally? 
This after this rag of a paper in St-Louis 
printed, ahead of game SIX, 
a letter from the Blues team prez 
(or whomever) stating that they had 
WON - already?!? 
AND THIS ISN'T FIXED??? 
Your DOG was named BLUE after all, 
DON... you're dead to me, CHERRY! 

Game 7 saw the Boston Bruins 
TOTALLY DOMINATE THE PLAY 
in the first period: 
but instead of leading 2-0 or 3-0, 
the blasted Blues got the lucky bounces 
and they got two pucks to tumble into 
the net instead...  
How discouraging and revolting 
is that... 
Alas, it was almost 
- ALMOST - 
a carbon copy of what the Bruins 
had done to the Canucks in 2011: 
with one BIG difference though... 
In 2011, the Bruins dominated play 
AGAIN: they deserved their 2-0 lead 
and eventual 4-0 win 
in the cup-clinching game. 
In 2019, the Blues do NOT deserve 
a lead here; they are being outplayed! 
The only time the Blues turn things 
around, is when they play rough... 
And on June 12th, in a game 7, 
you can believe that 
the Boston Bruins 
are tired of the rough stuff! 
But the damned referees 
do not call any penalties against 
the excessively rough Blues; 
and it goes on and on... 
The Bruins are worn down. 
AND YET - NEVER GIVE UP! 
Even when a 3rd lucky goal trickles in 
and a 4th dumb-luck bounce - 
(off the stick of a former Boston fan, 
nothing less; Sanford, Blues fourth-liner, 
grew up in the area 
and he sure was a fan - now a traitor... 
Name eeriely close to Ranford, too... 
WOW, eh?) 
THE BRUINS STILL BATTLE ON! 

For they know they can get it done: 
no matter what the odds are! 
They were trailing 4-1 in 2013's game 7 
against the Toronto Maple Leafs - 
THEY SCORED THREE GOALS TO TIE IT 
AND THEN WON IT IN OVERTIME 
WITHIN FIVE MINUTES...! 

Patrice Bergeron was there for all of that; 
he knows it can be done! 
He inspired his team to rise 
and take game 6 in St-Louis, 
depriving that entire town 
of the joy they thought a sure thing 
of seeing their team win it all 
on home ice - after 52 years of futility 
where even dreaming of this 
was futile in itself!  

BOSTON PULLS THEIR GOALTENDER 
WITH ABOUT 3 MINUTES LEFT! 
THEY SCORE! 






And it is Matt Grzelcyk who scores, too; 
he who had been the victim of a vicious hit from behind 
and had just spent most of the Finals in concussion protocol, 
being cleared to play just hours, literally, before game 7... 
HE is the one who SHOOTS A PERFECT SHOT 
into the top corner - for the Bruins' first goal! 

The Bruins' lone goal of this game 7... 



... sadness ...

INJUSTICE ON ICE 


I SAY! 

But, just like Chris Wagner in the previous rounds 
(and we never saw him in the Finals, after he got injured...) 
Matt Grzelcyk impressed upon us all what heroes 
these Boston Bruins truly are... 

He was one in the making from the very beginning 




And he will be one in Boston for quite some time now 



And there are so many others like that, on that team: 
Joakim Nordstrom, Sean Kuraly, Charlie McAvoy, 
Danton Heinen, Brandon Carlo, Torey Krug, 
Jake DeBrusk, Charlie Coyle... 
it is, truly, from top to bottom here: 
THIS IS THE TEAM! 

Shades of 1993, really - 
when the Boston Bruins knew 
THEY HAD THE TEAM 
to go all the way - and they were ripped off, 
stripped of their chance, in THREE OVERTIMES 
(those who know about it will get it; 
everybody else - google it!) 
 by a heinously jealous team 
of ruffians and misfits... 
much like the black footed Blues here. 

Know who else is dead to me - and to all of Boston, too? 
That's right, bro: Jayson Tatum! 
Oust him - tar and feather him on the way out...
Bring back Isaiah Thomas! 
Tatum was never going to live up to the legend of Reggie Lewis anyway... 
NEVER TRUST A JA(Y)SON! 
I always said... (not even Momoa!) 

Jason Terry sucked pretty bad, too... 



In time, this bad dream will be forgotten... 
Yes. In time. 
Right now, though, it is still too enraging to deal with 
for this is really... a nightmare alright. 
Not even close to what happened in 1993... 

THIS... IS WORSE. 
Because the Bruins were only ONE WIN SHORT. 
They had battled all the adversity there was; 
vanquished, thus far, in splendid fashion 
BOTH the NHL's poor officiating 
(and obvious blue push, in the later rounds...) 
AND the roughhouse, despicable 
"whatever it takes" tactics 
of a desperate to be relevant franchise 
that had never won anything 
in half a century... 


But you know what? 
The Blues didn't win anything. 
They did not win it - 
THEY STOLE IT.  
With unnecessary roughness, 
palliating for their lack of skill... 
THAT IS NOT A NOBLE VICTORY; 
THAT IS NOT A VICTORY AT ALL! 

And these Bruins will be back - 
and they will be truly VICTORIOUS 
- with their resolve, with their heart 
and with their grit! 

FOR THEY ARE 
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT 
THE TRUE CHAMPIONS HERE! 


June 10, 2019

Sunday, Blessed Sunday!

Yesterday was truly a Blessed Sunday indeed! 
THE RIGHTFUL CHAMPIONS 
PREVAILED ON TWO FRONTS!  
Not only we saw the Boston Bruins 
rectify things quite a bit 
DOMINATING THE BLUES 
IN ST. LOUIS AGAIN 
tying the series 3-3 
with a 5-1 rout 
of those jerks; 





It wasn't just the KNOWLEDGEABLE FANS WITH 
DISCERNMENT AND GOOD TASTE that were ecstatic; 
it was both playoff heroes Zdeno CHARA 
(who played with obvious injuries - saw his sacrifice 
rewarded with the final goal of the game, to seal the deal) 
and Cam NEELY - now the team president, of course; 
what he had seen in prior games had left him 
quite disgusted with the NHL as a league 
and as a work environment overall... 
(as if what Badger Bob and Ulf did to him in the 90s 
- totally unpunished acts we must add -
wasn't enough already...)






BUT WE ALSO SAW, 
EARLIER IN THE DAY, THE OTHER 
WORTHY CHAMPIONS GET THEIR DUE 
way over there, across the big blue (!) 
WHEN PORTUGAL WON 
THE INAUGURAL 
UEFA NATIONS LEAGUE CUP 
after having dominated the competition there 
-as well they should- 
defeating Switzerland 3-1 and then the Netherlands 1-0: 







The knowledgeable, erudite fans of the ONE TRUE FOOTBALL 
were equally ecstatic here - if not more so! 
For, here, the referees won't get any additional chances 
to make the bad guys come out on top; 
here, there are no drunkards giving you the finger 
because they are non-entities that never did squat in their lives 
and are now living vicariously through the cheating tactics 
of their "heirs" - yeah, we mean you, Brett Hull - you are scum! 
That Berube baboon is the second coming of Badger Bob 
(we all know how it ended for Badger Bob - right?) 
and those BASTARD BLUES are BLOODY LOSERS 
who can only compete with dirty hits, cheapshots and malice.   
Fortunately, the UEFA does not let scum like you come to the 
surface on their big tournaments - unlike the NHL!!! 
But we digress... 



... and they were asking...



It is nice to see 
that there still is 
JUSTICE 
in this world! 


June 09, 2019

THE B WORD


No - not the buzz word! 
The B Word is... BELIEVE! 
And to tell you more about believing, 
I will simply point you to all manners of 
"hangouts" if you will... 
in very well-known social media sites 
where plenty of believers 
are telling you -in all sorts of ways- 
that you have got to 
BELIEVE 




Hey - the Bruins have done it before 
and not just recently too; quite a few times, 
in fact, in their long history...! 
The Blues? 
The Blues have never done it 
in 52 years of existence!!!