SL & the NHL present: The Bruin!

The Bruin - designed by Wincraft!
Better than witchcraft
and yet just in time
for Halloween!

Is it a Grizzlor?
Is it a Werewolf?
No - it's a Bruin!

THE BRUIN!

Stan Lee presents it, too!
Just as he used to present
Man-Wolf, Man-Thing
and The Tomb of Dracula!
All the calls of the wild
(not the Minnesota Wild)
have been answered, I guess!
Just great...

So don't hesitate kiddos
and true believers
(especially those who believed
that the Bruins would win the Cup!)
- shop.nhl now!

M-A--DOUBLE S-A--C-H-U--S-E-DOUBLE T-S...!

Dreams can go international on you too;
as evidenced by this bit of garage league music
-a gem in and by itself-
that somehow links
Massachusetts,
Mississippi
and several parts
of Europe,
judging by the
subtitles...!
And don't forget
Acadia...!