May 24, 2021

2021: Round One

 


so... it has begun! 


and one must say... it is going grrrrrreat! 


55, actually ~ and counting! 







(the only other notable difference between the two goals 
being that Orr's sealed a conquest of the Cup 
-against the slithery St-Louis Blues- 
while Marchand's goal merely tied the first round 
series with cantankerous Crapitals...)
BERGY would get the clinching GOALS:


...which would lead to this touching moment: 


The new captain - with our former captain. 
The passing of the torch is official, now. 




Bye Bye team of crapital jerks 
(Orlov, Wilson, Hathaway... OVIE!) 


The resemblance is uncanny - indeed! 



Comparing the two captains 
told you everything you needed to know 
about who deserved it more; 
verily, it was like comparing 
JESUS to BARABBAS... 
AQUAMAN to a SUB-MARINER... 
Ty Berius to ILL-Eagle!!! 
(nice collage(s) by one Scott MacMillan, by the way; 
he adorned a Facebook group with them 
- a group that is chock-full of characters, 
as it is... And here are just a few...!)

Bidie...
Mary...
Rusty...?


AND, IN A COUPLE OF SEASONS NOW 
PLAYED UNDER THIS SPECIAL PROTOCOL 
AMIDST ALL THAT IS GOING ON... 
Every little triumph is amplified; 
individual achievements could have been 
more than enough... 




BUT IT IS A TEAM SPORT: 
AND WE WANT THE CUP! 






THREE.
MORE.
ROUNDS.


#BostonChampion

2 comments:

  1. Add a little cherry on top:

    the boisterous St-Louis Blues - with their new addition, former Bruin Torey Krug - were bounced even faster than the Crapitals were, here: they were SWEPT right out of the playoffs
    (proving that they didn't belong -like, at all- and should have given their playoff spot to the Dallas Stars instead; the Stars, coached by former Bruins coach Rick Bowness, were Stanley Cup Finalists, last year - in the bubble!)

    St-Louis further proved that they never deserved to be in a FINAL - let alone steal the Cup!

    They are not past champions - they are a FRAUD and a fluke!

    ST-LOUIS... SUCKS!

    I feel sorry for the Saint...

    But I can only further maul Missouri - home of the misbegotten and the classless!

    To think that before the playoffs began, some of those idiots who play for the Blues were claiming that they would upset the vastly superior Colorado Avalanche...

    In the end, they didn't win a single game!

    Blues boobs were confident due to their unexplainable luck at upsetting (and stealing victory, really) from superior foes four times in a row, in 2019...

    Most notably the San Jose Sharks (in the semis) and of course the Boston Bruins.

    But for them to still think of themselves as worthy of anything at all simply boggles the mind.

    It would have been extremely satisfying to have been able to meet them and destroy them ourselves - their itty bitty Binnington between their pipes and KRUG, who signed with them... like Chara signed with Washington.

    Defeating Krug would not have had the same emotional feel to it as what had to be done to Chara here - at all.

    In the end... they are both out, with their respective teams of jerks - they can play golf with Ovechkin now.

    And Peter Laviolette!

    And the creep who coaches them bombastic buffoons in St-Louis - whatshisname again... Craig something, right?

    You're a nobody, Berube - a nobody!
    You won without worthiness.
    It was comical - in a pathetic way - to see and hear him lament about officiating calls that weren't made in the losses he took against Colorado; what about the calls that weren't made against your lousy bunch of twits, in the 2019 Finals?

    Hypocrite.

    Go join the Blackhawks and Rangers' front office and coaching staff now - in the unemployment & unemployable line!

    And may you misplace that ring - never find it again!

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  2. That picture of Patrick and Zdeno...

    Bergeron proved to be a far superior captain to Chara; Big Z never led the team in such a way, in a clinching game...

    Granted, he is a defenseman - and a much better one than Krug!

    May he retire now - and remember 2011, a lot!

    Washington versus Boston was, also, a battle of two... credit cards? Get yours with TD BANK; Capital One is not... the one!

    LOL

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