Dream On... Rusev!

Cena... Cena... CENA!

Not only did John Cena link up our very own Bostonian Dreams and Bulgarian Dreams blogs here in very much the wrongest way possible - he did so by adding insult to injury and passing off dishwater as something ''better'' than our own personal favorite... Samuel Adams!

How dare you, Cena - how dare you???

Okay, first things first: we don't really give a damn about ''anything WWE'' - what they do, what they say, what they imply... It is all hogwash to us!  "Kayfabe" - right? Hogwash, in the common man's lingo! Fair enough, purist Ric Flair? Wooooo! Also, it may be good to point out now that we care not much at all about the ''people's favorite way to get drunk'' - in other words, ''ale, beer, lager - it's all the same crap to us too!''  We prefer a good bottle of vinho here, in Luminousland - wine! Da! Hence, we joyously lump them all together: all the rabble, in one heap pile! Isn't it what the one who caters to these masses does in the first place - huh? (Talking about Vinnie Mac now - the vile Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Everybody hates Vincent - he's no Raymond! But that's another story...) And so... To make it short... if you don't like it - bite it? And if that's not the rightest thing to do, either, do not even bother pointing it out - not to us! Do it with someone who gives a damn...! Like The Rock or some jabroni from Tinseltown, land of make-believe... REAL thespians, though; not like all of these more-than-mediocre talents so *desperate* to be recognized as ''artists'' that they joined the Titan Sports Circus in order to get a crack at being on television, maybe making a straight-to-DVD movie or two, perhaps even being somewhat considered to be a part of the entertainment industry... but barely!

Having stated all that, however, we must stress the point here, if it isn't evident yet: we care about what messages are sent the massholes' way! Not the knuckleheads, not the slapnuts - the massholes! Massachusetts-born... a-holes? Yeah - those! Hence, when we see one of their favorite sons, John freakin' Cena, who hails from Boston, MASS alright, saying such atrocities as ''I have been drinking Miller - because it is the champagne of American beers'' - we have to cough, belch and vomit with the utmost disapproval. Especially when he is selling that piss-poor crap to a Bulgarian - someone who hails from my second or third adopted land (I lost track - sue me, willya?)

But we're getting sidetracked here...

Back on track - NOW:

MILLER SUCKS, CENA 

AND BUDWEISER TOO! 

SAMUEL ADAMS IS THE BEST 

THE BEST!!! 

REMEMBER THAT, CENA?!?

  

And it freaking looks like a championship belt, 

this Boston Ale label...!!! Wow! Woooo! 

We didn't want to believe it, 

but the fans were right on this one: 

CENA SUCKS!!!

And that is the saddest aspect 

of the whole darn thing here...

We might as well stick with Old Man Flair after all...

AND

Reminds us of yet another grappler... 

What was her name again... in-ring name, duh... 

ah yes - Beth Phoenix! Is that her? 

Never Mind!!!