April 26, 2012

Bruing Controversial End

And so ended the dream 
of a REPEAT...

Why - it wasn't even The Over-rated Ovechkin...! 
Or that bastard Backstrom...! 
Or... Semin (no, the joke is too easy) 
Or any other ''top Crapitals mainstay'' - no.
In the end, we were undone by a mere ward -
one that was aided in his fiendish deed 
by a former ally - Mike Knuble, 
of all imaginable, possible people... 
Knuble - KNUBLE - is another traitor  
in the same vein as Bill Ranford, 
Sergei Samsonov and, uh, 
Brad Boyes?
   
Knuble had been with the Bruins when they 
boasted talent such as Glen Murray, 
Joe Thornton, Sergei Samsonov and himself. 
Brian Rolston was part of that group, too - 
the underachievers group 
of the early 2000s. 
Rolston came back to Boston 
and he did his best this year, 
slowed down by age as he is 
in an ever-speedier NHL...  
Knuble? He did too much. 
This team you're with now, M.K. 
it will not make anything out of this. 
You know it. 
You just prevented the Boston team 
from achieving more, 
that's all. 
You prevented the Bruins 
from cementing their claim, 
building a dynasty 
in the midst of the 
Parity Age - 
something even the damn 
Canadiens of the 1950s 
or Oilers of the 1980s 
would have been 
totally hard-pressed to achieve 
in the exact same circumstances. 
Boston would have done even more 
than any of those other dynasties 
if they had not been ripped off 
first by Montreal in 2008, 
Carolina in 2009 
Philadelphia in 2010 
and, now, you in 2012. 
Boston won in 2011 
amongst the stiffest competition 
the likes of which those other 
''dynasties'' had never seen - 
except in the Finals, maybe. 
Boston saw the stiffest competition 
in all four rounds, in 2011!!! 
It cannot be any other way 
in the Age of Parity...
Now, Washington, 
you stole this series 
and are ill-equipped 
to steal any more: 
maybe another, 
but it is most unlikely another after that 
- much less reach the Finals. 
Boston could have -
they had done it before, 
so recently, so they know; 
they know what it takes! 
They should have done it again. 
Maybe they tired of it, 
knowing all that it takes 
to accomplish it. 
Maybe, this year, 
they had less drive
as last year. 
due to the ultimate 
sustained effort that was given, 
they may have hoped, 
if only unconsciously, 
that it would be easier this time out? 
And the kingdom was lost 
for want of a goal - 
a single goal... 

And to see not one but two 
former Boston Bruins 
among those blowhards 
that stole victory from us 
(Knuble - and Dennis Wideman
It just adds disgust 
to the disappointment.

Now no further disgust must be meted out, 
please, as some peabrains have tried 
to confound with inane notions of 
''karma'' (they spelled it ''charma'' - lol) 
on how Tim Thomas brought this 
upon himself by refusing to shake hands 
with a black President, Barack Obama, 
and the Bruins lost their next game then, 
in Washington too...  
And so, karma struck for real 
when it was a black player, 
Jolly Joel Ward, 
who scored the flukey goal 
that made the big difference here... 
Nonsense! 
The Boston Bruins defeated themselves 
more than anything here: 
as they played with less 
desperation 
than their opponents did: 
as Chris Kelly said, 
''we've been through this before, 
there's no reason to panic'' 
Well perhaps there was
Their own experience 
from last year's battles 
and since 2005 really 
proved to be a disservice,  
this time out... 
And, perhaps, the darn 
opponent did want it more, 
this time out...

And as far as karma goes -
wasn't losing the game right after 
the White House visit 
-and controversy- 
ENOUGH ALREADY...?
But enough of this nonsense: 
that was not karma! 
But if we speak of an omen, now, 
that is a different story... 

For I knew this was a bad omen:


Zdeno Chara should have skipped 
this rather odd chance to underline 
any vague, passing resemblance 
that Andrew Ference might have 
with Kate Winslet
(it's all in the eyes, methinks) 
and focused rather on the 
stunning similarities 
between usual partner 
Dennis Seidenberg 
and  one 
Jason Statham:
This film opens NOW, ironically -
just a mere few HOURS really 
after the despair of Game 7...! 
Maybe Dennis Seidenberg and Jason Statham 
are indeed one and the same man...? 
Shoot'em up in DC, D.J -S.S.!


Now that would have helped the cause immensely - 
rather than doom or jinx it...! 
The Stanley Cup would have been SAFE...!
2012 didn't have to be like 1912, 
y'know...!

And these faithful fans didn't have to go home 
teary-eyed at all...


One can dream on though - 
what could have been, had 
Nathan Horton, Marc Savard 
and Adam McQuaid 
been in the line-up... 

What could have been 
had the power play produced 
at the most crucial time of all, 
in the last minutes of Game 7... 
Sure, the Boston Bruins did win it all in 2011 
without a productive power play at all 
(thanks, Tomas Kaberle!) 
but such a stunning feat 
could obviously not be repeated  - 
it wasn't fated to be repeated. 

The Boston Bruins remain the 
champions - 
until a new one has been decided, 
at any rate... 

The Boston Bruins remain champions 
no matter what -
in our hearts, 
in our dreams, 
just because 
we know better 
than what our eyes saw 
on that night 
of April 25th 
2012...

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- so now why not just 
GIVE ME ALL A BREAK, WILLYA? MY TEAM JUST LOST... OKAY?

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2 comments:

  1. "undone by a mere ward" as it may have been...

    It was nice to see Aaron Ward, former Bruin (and former Hurricane, too) in the broadcast booth analyzing Washington losses afterwards...

    Some wards are better than others: just ask Burt...

    Holy Old Reference!

    ;-)

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  2. What boggled the mind, really, was that the Bruins were so tired and felt (some players admitted so much, indeed) that they hadn't had a break for two seasons.

    Let's see now: the pre-season in Europe that saw the Bruins defeat exotic opponents such as Tigers and Commies(!), followed by the full grinding 2010-2011 season, the playoff run that culminated with the Cup victory, the wild partying during the shortened off-season, the pre-season where everybody started gunning for them, the full grinding 2011-2012 season spent as a defending champion...

    And they got to this series with the Crapitals so dead tired, extenuated, spent out of their minds... And still could have and should have won it, in the seventh game!

    The Bruins deserve a break - they are true champions of endurance! As resilient as can be! I knew so much, even before they reached the Stanley Cup Finals... in 1988!

    ;-)

    Now they have time to finally play a little golf...

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