New Revolutionary!

BRING ON THOSE COMPARISONS: 

Cristhian Machado = NERevs, New England USA and Bolivia! 

Cristiano Ronaldo = Juventus, Italia and Portugal!

Well... as long as Machado doesn't turn out like 

crybaby Neymar there... 

We can dream - right?

NE Revolution!

Yeah, sure... 

some will wish that the coach of our 
New England Revolution 
- Brad Friedel -

was, in fact, Brad Fiedel... 

...*WE* are just darn happy 

he is NOT! 

#NERevs head coach Brad Friedel on taking positives from loss, and moving forward pic.twitter.com/B7HCGEDX30

— New England Revolution (@NERevolution) July 16, 2018

Fulfilling A Dream

Aww... Wasn't it cute, though,  

when perennial dreamer, daydreamer on the ice *and* 

often-prone-to-nightmares JOHN TAVARES shared, 

upon signing with those turdish losers up north, 

that old picture of himself - FAST ASLEEP, 

in his old childhood bed - laced with "leafs" 

all over the fitted sheets, pillowcases, covers... ugh! 

(And it's leaves, you morons - leaves!!!) 

Well, it is nice to dream... 

That is what we have been saying all along here - 

heck, this blog is about just that!!! 

The difference is... Walpole, Massachusetts native 

and life-long Boston Bruins fan Chris Wagner 

has his EYES WIDE OPEN ABOUT IT: 

and it is exactly how one should go about 

LIVING AND FULFILLING A DREAM! 

Not to mention tweeting about it - on Twitter: 

Bravo Bruins! 

Bravo for bringing home one of your own! 

And may it be far more successful than 

the last two or three such... 

And than Toronto Turd Tavares will ever be! 

Welcome CHRIS WAGNER! 

#GoBruinsGo

#CUsRise

The Rook 

and #CUsRise 

were opposed by the alleged King 

and the dubious hashtag 

#WhateverItTakes 

(how very mercenary of you, 

 Damned Cavaliers...!) 

 And, in the end... 

without three of its top players in the line-up, 

the Boston Celtics' Rise 

was halted... Alas. 

Is it sufficient that, 

-just like the Bruins 

in the previous round 

in the NHL playoffs- 

the Celtics will see 

their hated opponent 

be destroyed systematically 

(even more so than the 

Tampa Bay Lightning was - 

by the NHL's version of Lebron: 

 Capital Ovechkin!)

in the very next round 

- this time not the East Finals 

but THE FINALS... 

(by the NBA's version of 

Cristiano Ronaldo: 

the Golden State Warriors' 

 Stephen Curry!)

It is small consolation, indeed. 

 May be enough for the Leprechaun... 

 But it is not enough for the 

 17-Time World Champion 

 (that's one more than Ric Flair!) 

 most storied franchise 

 in ALL of SPORTS - 

 The Boston Celtics 

But that is it - that is all -  

for this season...

Paul Pierce is most right: 

this is a learning experience for the young Celts 

 #CUsRise 

NEXT SEASON - 

when Kyrie, Gordon & 

maybe even Isaiah 

are BA-ACK in the line-up! 

because it certainly is not Cleveland!

+++

C Rising

RIP GIL

Just as Avicii died - at 28 - 

Gil dies... at 82. 
... almost the exact opposite.
Almost. 

Remembering a legend and the calls that will be heard forever across Patriots Nation.

Rest in Peace, Gil Santos. pic.twitter.com/fjvl7qHPfa

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) April 20, 2018

You sure did, Gil - 

but then it wasn't one for you; 

in your own words - 

it was a privilege.

All PATS FANS will miss you dearly 

- even those: 

Seeing Double

NASH on the third line 

and... NASH on the second line.

RILEY is joined by RICK 

--- and the KILLER B'S 

are instant Cup contenders 

once again! 

Woooooo!