Christmas In Boston

 

Christmas is especially christmassy there! 

It is, also, a store, yes... 

And a movie. 

X-Man --- OUT!

 TOO BAD, XAVIER... 

You didn't want to stay in Boston 

No Bullies In Boston

 ...STRICT POLICY. 

ALL jokes aside, however... 

This entire Mitchell Miller affair 

leaves an awful bitter after taste here... 

It should have never happened. 

The Bruins staff should have back-checked. 

Patrice Bergeron, Brad Marchand and Nick Foligno 

-three key locker room leaders in Boston- 

spoke out against the management's decision... 

This speaks volumes about the player culture in Boston; 

about the values and righteousness of the Bruins! 

Let no idiot bandwagon fan of another club 

ever call the Boston Bruins a team of "goons" 

--- ever again. 

First Overall

 

A New Coach in Jim Montgomery 

New Teammates in Pavel Zacha 

and the gritty, feisty A.J. GREER 

Plus the returning David Krejci 

AND THE BOSTON BRUINS 

ARE IN FIRST PLACE! 

And which team is it that is the closest to their record...? 

Well, there are two: the accursed New Jersey Devils, 

for one - that shouldn't last. But the other one is... 

former Bruins' coach Bruce Cassidy's 

new team - the Las Vegas Knights. 

What a coincidence... huh 

What - you didn't think it was going to be 

THE SEATTLE KRAKEN... did you? 

But enough jokes - the time is not for that - at all! 

THE TIME WAS SET - FOR RECORDS! 

 THE 2022-23 BOSTON BRUINS 

 BLEW OUT OF THE WATER 

 THE OLD CANADIENS RECORD 

 OF MOST POINTS DURING 

 A REGULAR SEASON! 

NOT ONLY THEY ECLIPSED THE MARK

SET IN THE DARK AGES OF THE NHL

WHEN THERE WERE ONLY

TWO OR THREE CONTENDERS

LEAGUE-WIDE 

(hence the damned Montreal Canadiens 

had no difficulty at all amassing all those points

most of the time against easy prey!)

 THESE BOSTON BRUINS 

ESTABLISHED THE IMPRESSIVE

RECORD

IN A DAY AND AGE 

OF TOTAL AND NEAR-COMPLETE

PARITY, LEAGUE-WIDE

WHEN EACH AND EVERY TEAM

IS COMPETITIVE; 

ANY TEAM COULD

BECOME A "CINDERELLA" STORY

AND SUDDENLY ASPIRE

TO REACH THE FINALS...!!!

Any team at all - even the Kraken!!

AND IT IS WITH SUCH COMPETITION

WITHIN SUCH A LEAGUE

THAT THE BOSTON BRUINS 

ACCOMPLISHED THIS FEAT: 

MASTERFUL DOMINANCE

OVER ONE AND ALL

THROUGHOUT A GRUELING

82-GAME SCHEDULE!

THIS WILL NEVER

BE EQUALED

AND YES - 

THIS IS A MILLION TIMES 

BETTER 

THAN THE DAMNED 

MONTREAL CANADIENS 

OF THE MISBEGOTTEN 

1970S NHL!!!

BOSTON

IS

BETTER

75TH

 

 THE BOSTON BRUINS 

HAVE CLINCHED 

A PLAYOFF SPOT 

FOR THE 75TH TIME 

 IN THEIR ILLUSTRIOUS 

 HISTORY! 

A victory over the pesky 

Pittsburgh Penguins from the Pit 

achieved so much... 

 WHAT IS EXTRA NICE 

 ~as in a bit of synchronicity here~ 

IS THAT THIS BERTH 

COMES ON THE TEAM'S 

75TH GAME 

OF THE SEASON, TOO...! 

AND THE FIRST (1ST) OFFICIAL 

SEASON OF THE HUG 

THE HUG 

OF 

THE HUB

BECAUSE A BEAR HUG ALWAYS MEANS 

Go Bs Go! 

O.T. W.

 

THE ONLY AMAZING THING 

WITH ANY OF THAT 

(not taking anything away 

from Charlie, Ray - or even traitor Torey) 

IS HOWCOME BOBBY ORR 

IS NOT ON THAT SHORT LIST!? 

MARATHON, MAN!